Tuesday, September 2, 2008
i think im gonna die! ahh!
My phone is broke! its so horrible! i dont want to sound like a stuck up material girl that only cares about well materials (lol) but i love my phone! i (being my very clumsy self) dropped my phone and now it wont come on! im using my moms old phone but its just not the same (besides, i cant get that one to come on anymore either!!!!!) I hate not being able to talk to my friends!! I cant have a myspace (the real reason for this blog) so i cant talk to them on there so... im bored and lonely!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Who gets sick in the summer?!?
ME! i've got a summer cold! its horrible! my throat is all scratchy and my nose is all runny and im so uncomfortable! SAVE ME!
Friday, June 13, 2008
Z Z Z Z Z...
Z is a cool letter. It sounds cool. there arent alot of z-words tho. Hmm... theres zipper zippy zebra zap zip zoom zero... umm theres probrably more but i cant think of 'em. why do ppl say zzz... when your sleeping. weird.
Tickle Me Elmo
Elmo. elmo elmo elmo. he has a funny name. Anywayz he scares me. his eyes never shut. theyre always staring @ you! My friend's little sister has this elmo doll and it was in her room. I was trying to sleep but i swear the thing was staring @ meh. I threw it across the room. Hehe. Well it deserved it. Scary lil red thing.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Beatboxing Flautist
Greg Pattillo is pretty cool. Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfrKqFp0Zg
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Who's Your Guy?
Try out my new quiz, Who's your guy! Its for girls (unless your gay...) and pretty fun!
http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/1j69bvP/Whos-Your-Guy
http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/1j69bvP/Whos-Your-Guy
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Third-Grade Killers
This is pretty disturbing --> http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/topstories/news-article.aspx?storyid=106016
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
April Fools
Okay so m shutting this and all of my other blogs down. Its just too much. All my friends will just have to make their own blog or something...
APRIL FOOLS! okay i know that was really bad and noone really cares but hey i had to do something! :]
APRIL FOOLS! okay i know that was really bad and noone really cares but hey i had to do something! :]
Friday, March 28, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Good or Bad?
19% Geek
well... its good if your really popular or something... and not so good if your a technical person...
well... its good if your really popular or something... and not so good if your a technical person...
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Dane Cook
i dont know much about him but he is a hilarious comedian. On my video bar, watch the second one down... it is great. (i couldnt get just that one alone) tell me what you think.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
20 ways to confuse trick-or-treaters
1.Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
2.Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
3.Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4.Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.
5.Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.
6.After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
7.Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
8.When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”
9.When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.
10.Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
11.Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
12.Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
13.When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
14.Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
15.Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.
16.Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
17.Answer the door with a mouthful of M&M’s and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don’t have any candy.
18.Hand out toilet paper.
19.Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
20.Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.
2.Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
3.Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4.Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.
5.Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.
6.After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
7.Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
8.When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”
9.When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.
10.Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
11.Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
12.Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
13.When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
14.Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
15.Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.
16.Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
17.Answer the door with a mouthful of M&M’s and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don’t have any candy.
18.Hand out toilet paper.
19.Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
20.Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.
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